These hilarious "prescription" glasses feature medicine bottles for the eye pieces, complete with label and a faux cap. The label on each eyepiece reads "Over The Hill Prescription Glasses, Dr. Kent Seeanymore". Rubber coated earpieces for comfortable wearing. A funny gift for your buddy during their next milestone birthday! Color: Orange Type: Gag / Over The Hill Size: One Size Fits Most

Vibrating, variable-speed pump with vacuum release port and quality rubber tubing. Squeeze ball and suction ring at base. Includes lube! Requires 2 AA batteries not included. <p> Some Men swear by the use of pumps as effective tools for increasing size while others think pumps have no lasting effect. Pumps can extend length while using, but the question is, Will the penis return to original size after using? Unfortunately, we do not have that answer and can not guarantee or be responsible for any results. </p>

Fun-filled shot glasses with handy neck strap.

Fun-filled shot glasses with handy neck strap. 1 shot glass per order.

Fun-filled shot glasses with handy neck strap. 1 shot glass per order.

The innovative new design features three individually motorized balls with four-function capability. The balls are nontoxic and durable, made with phthalate-free ABS plastic. Developed with Doc Johnson’Äös patented Velvet Touch material, the P3 Power Balls also feature a RF jack multispeed controller. Requires 2 AA batteries not included. <p> Also available in Pink DJ0954-01 </p>

The innovative new design features three individually motorized balls with four-function capability. The balls are nontoxic and durable, made with phthalate-free ABS plastic. Developed with Doc Johnson’Äös patented Velvet Touch material, the P3 Power Balls also feature a RF jack multispeed controller. Requires 2 AA batteries not included. <p> Also available in Baby Blue DJ0954-02 </p>

<p><b>Clear - The P3 Penis Pump is made out of a soft pliable plastic for extra pumping comfort. Equipped with a size reduction ring for a perfect fit every time. Quick disconnect valve holds the suction so the inflation bulb can be removed.</p> <p>Some men swear by the use of pumps as effective tools for increasing size while others think pumps have no lasting effect. Pumps can extend length while using, but the question is, will the penis return to original size after using? Unfortunately, we do not have that answer and can not guarantee or be responsible for any results.</p>

<p><b>Red</b> - The P3 Penis Pump is made out of a soft pliable plastic for extra pumping comfort. Equipped with a size reduction ring for a perfect fit every time. Quick disconnect valve holds the suction so the inflation bulb can be removed.</p> <p>Some men swear by the use of pumps as effective tools for increasing size while others think pumps have no lasting effect. Pumps can extend length while using, but the question is, will the penis return to original size after using? Unfortunately, we do not have that answer and can not guarantee or be responsible for any results.</p>

Colorful meets kinky in this playful paddle. A firm spine down the center keeps this toy straight and ready to deliver sensations, whether they be from the smooth baby blue side or the hot pink side that leaves a flower-shaped imprint with each slap. Made from vegan-friendly polyethylene, the paddle is stitched with heavy duty white thread to stand up to whatever punishments are doled out. A 12 inch long wrist strap helps keep this bright bondage tool firmly in your grip.

<i>Right</i> <b>Jelly G-spot - Soft 8 inch multi-speed vibrating jelly g-spot stimulator with a twist control bottom. 2 AA batteries

<i>Middle</i> <b>Tiered Penis - Soft 8 inch multi-speed vibrating jelly penis stimulator with a tiered shaft and a twist control bottom. 2 AA batteries