Don't just Exercise - Peckersize! This workout will get your pecker in love making shape in no time. Go from going code blue to Stallion in weeks. You'll feel more confident and your performance will sky rocket. Build the stamina of a 20 something year old and kiss the Over The Hill years good-bye! Let Body by Bill will transform you in the bedroom!

Can't quite make it to the bathroom? No problem! We know you've reached the age where you need some extra assistance. We have the Over The Hill Portable John with your needs in mind! This way you won't even have to get up. Just reach and place; deposit and close. It's that simple! If you suffer from drippage, no worries... it can be stopped with a handy wipe that we've included to further your convenience! Age with dignity!

You've heard the news...you've read the headlines - Renewed virility for the old and decrepit is here, but is it what nature intended? We don't think so! You're OLD!!! You're not supposed to have sex! So WHY are you taking the latest fad drug, and risking DEATH BY NOOKIE? The solution: the latest sugar pill we call - WHYAGRA!

This cute crustation has 8 tittillating tentacles ready to provide a stimulating and relaxing rubdown. Adjust the dial on the multi-speed controls and let the powerful vibrations sooth your achy muscles. 2 AA batteries, not included.

Enjoy an invigorating massage with this adorable Octo-Pleaser. This cute crustacean has 8 titillating tentacles ready to provide a stimulating and relaxing rub-down. Unwind after a long day and relieve stress and tension! Take turns massaging each other and pay special attention to your partner's sensitive erogenous zones and pressure points. Just rub it over any aching body part for the most invigorating, relaxing and sensual super massage!

The Off With Your Head is a revolutionary silicone hitachi magic wand attachment that will turn your existing "massager" into an orgasm machine! Super easy to clean, the Off With Your Head is made of silicone and can be removed and washed with soap and water, or boiled to sterilize. At the back, a raised ridge is perfect for slipping between the labia, and a protruding "tongue" can be positioned to quiver against erogenous zones. On the front, three pronounced "fins" can be rubbed against the clitoris for more pleasurable possibilities. Unlike other caps and attachments, the Off With Your Head completely replaces the white vinyl head of the Hitachi, rather than sliding over it. This allows the user to have a premium silicone replacement for the standard vinyl tip, which can stain or crack over time. Use only water-based lubricants with this attachment. Color: Black Type: Silicone Hitachi Magic Wand Attachment Material: Silicone Special Features: Boilable

(Note: The photo for this item shows the Black color option. Please refer to the blue swatch for actual item color.) The Off With Your Head is a revolutionary silicone hitachi magic wand attachment that will turn your existing "massager" into an orgasm machine! Super easy to clean, the Off With Your Head is made of silicone and can be removed and washed with soap and water, or boiled to sterilize. At the back, a raised ridge is perfect for slipping between the labia, and a protruding "tongue" can be positioned to quiver against erogenous zones. On the front, three pronounced "fins" can be rubbed against the clitoris for more pleasurable possibilities. Unlike other caps and attachments, the Off With Your Head completely replaces the white vinyl head of the Hitachi, rather than sliding over it. This allows the user to have a premium silicone replacement for the standard vinyl tip, which can stain or crack over time. Use only water-based lubricants with this attachment. Color: Black Type: Silicone Hitachi Magic Wand Attachment Material: Silicone Special Features: Boilable

Office Scandal is an easy to learn strategy game where you and the other players are co-workers competing to become the boss of your incredibly immoral office. In order to succeed at your workplace, you need to do whatever it takes. You may end up dating the boss's daughter, getting another player demoted for using office equipment inappropriately, or busting someone for embezzling. During each round, anyone who is your boss gets to boss you around. The player who earns the most money wins.

Sleep your way to the top in the bedroom "boardroom" in this barely-there costume that will leave your lover thinking about a lot more than productivity reports! The cute necktie/collar combo frames the neck, while the pinstripe and shirred edge bodice ups your assets. Beneath, the miniskirt has a playful slit up one side and a ruffled trim that hints at the pleated ruffles over the back. White button details add a little corporate flair! Type: Costume Size: One Size Fits Most Color: White, Pinstripe Pattern. Material: 85% POLYESTER 10% NYLON 5% SPANDEX Includes: Collar/Neck Tie, Bodice Top, Skirt, Thong Panty

Sleep your way to the top in the bedroom "boardroom" in this barely-there costume that will leave your lover thinking about a lot more than productivity reports! The cute necktie/collar combo frames the neck, while the pinstripe and shirred edge bodice ups your assets. Beneath, the miniskirt has a playful slit up one side and a ruffled trim that hints at the pleated ruffles over the back. White button details add a little corporate flair! Type: Costume Size: Queen (XL) Size Color: White, Pinstripe Pattern. Material: 85% POLYESTER 10% NYLON 5% SPANDEX Includes: Collar/Neck Tie, Bodice Top, Skirt, Thong Panty.